so is this a joke or what
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
straight person: hey
Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s
"Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"
*unfollows anyone that reblogs this*
and you know what’s the funniest part about this? the spine of 2010-2012 tumblr humor were racist jokes and “go make me a sandwich” jokes so don’t feed me that koombaya bullshit y’all think we were on.
life goes on
relationship goal: a relationship